So if Tony digs far enough he'll discover that the first Tony Stark in Metaheroes started a sexual wellness company, and through a series of Situations and Inheritances, it's now owned by a trust fund in the name of a 15 year old boy.

(not that he isn't grateful, but he really wishes it was literally any other kind of company, and OOCly I'll probably work on having Dylan try to change the company's direction bc I'm kind of flustered over it too)

If I had a nickel for every time Dylan Brock lived in an apartment paid for with Tony Stark Money I'd have two nickels.