Plot/Event - Taming Cerberus

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Dear Meta Friends!

Kamala isn't big on fighting a Large Doggo and I was wondering if people would be interested in helping her nullify Cerberus and Kamala will go in (embiggened) to calm him down.

With pettings. Probably.

Who is in? Thoughts, ideas, etc.

Comments

[heartofthedream]

I am tossing my comment from plurk here, too!


Jean is willing to let Kamala have the chance to try while also being super ready to continue with the smackdown if this fails. But she's all for semi-peaceful solutions sans-violence/sans-death if the option is an option at all. Even a long shot is at least trying? She'd even be willing to shift from defensive into trying to see if calming/sedating it would work, too, as a number of her psychic powers work on animals.

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Yeah, I think Kamala would definitely reach out to the psychics for help.

[slidesrightoff]

Eddie is very reluctantly punching the dog only because it might hurt people, so he'd definitely be down for an option where he doesn't have to punch the dog.

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you're a true bro, eddie

[doublethex]

X-23 wants a fight so she'd be someone trying to weaken Cerberus but she could be convinced they need to calm him and soothe him instead.

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kamala will do her best convincing!!

look at her FACE

[hydaelyns]

if someone pitches a non-killing solution, shaedra would help!

not with the soothing but with the subduing it to the point where it can be soothed (she's looking for chains to tie it down here) and with the stopping others from trying to do a murder before kamala has had a chance to try her approach.

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we definitely need people to subdue the dog! spider-man will be helping out too.

[tough_love]

Looma would probably need some convincing, but it wouldn't be *a lot* of convincing. As in, it would basically boil down to "okay but imagine how cool it'd be to be friends with a giant 3-headed dog???"

Plus it'd mean she'd get to fight Cerberus EVEN MOAR because the giant puppy would need his exercise and clearly play fighting is the best way to get it.

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lmao supernatual doggos are the best take it from kamala.

[ex_charger827]

Well geez! Robbie is generally of the opinion that creatures from hell should go back to hell...

But they are kind of crossover besties, so he'd be willing to give it a shot. (But if it doesn't work, directly back to hell, sorry puppy)

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omg I just remembered secret love what a blast from the past.

I think she'd be okay with that so long as he's happy at home! She's just not big on dog violence.

[kid_flash_found]

Bart totally would help with playing fetch and luring the doggo to a more open area if possible?

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Yes, that would help immensely.

[kid_flash_found]

He's got experience with rampaging superdogs. Sorry, Krypto.

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yeah her experience comes from lockjaw.

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Stephen's contribution to this whole scenario is signposting the path to the nearest park and leaving but he absolutely will come back to check in again at the other end

You go Kamala he's rooting for you

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thanks dad.

[amenace]

harleen is absolutely down for petting and feeding the big doggo all of the hotdogs. idk how she'll contribute aside from being super excited about the giant doggy.

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Maybe she can help with Bart luring it away?

[amenace]

someone point her in the direction to go and she'll certainly try

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I'll see if I can coordinate something! Or you can hit up Kamala's top level and she can direct Harley icly.

[chashu]

naruto won't mind knocking the giant dog out rather than straight out killing it! his only question is what they're gonna do with it afterward. like where do we even keep a dog that size.

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if Robbie's player is down with it, then they can send it back to Hell.

[jikukan]

MURDER THE HELLHOUND YOU COWARDS!!!



no, but sasuke could potentially hold it with (brief) genjutsu it if he could be convinced it was worth his time. he's beat to shit right now so it wouldn't last long (and that also allows for more collab with other characters) but

yeah no he's team #murder. y'all gotta give him a reason.

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noo but that's a terrible team don't kill the dog!!

idk how compelling she can be beyond "killing it would be lazy and we should find every possible way to fix the thing without resorting to extreme violence."

[tinglesense]

We're already threading this obviously but Peter's in for helping immobilise Cerberus with webs! He would definitely prefer not to hit animals okok

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